mliaverage:

Today, the little boy that lives in the apartment next to me was throwing a fit. The walls are super thin and I could hear him screaming about not wanting to go to bed. His mom said something to him about the boogeyman coming to get him if he didn’t go to sleep, which I took as my cue to pound on the wall. Instant silence and I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to make that kid shut up whenever I want him to. MLIA.